Jan 22 2009

Don’t be Foolish, the Yankees Aren’t Done Spending Yet ..

The Yankees aren’t done. Even after adding CC Sabathia, A.J. Burnett and Damaso Marte, the team continues to explore the markets for both starters and relievers. And if the prices are right, they should give strong consideration to signing free-agent right-hander Ben Sheets as their fifth starter and righty Juan Cruz as a setup reliever

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Jan 22 2009

Hey Man, You Got A Second So I Can Fire You?

How are we doing today? How we doin’? Great, great. You’re looking good. Love the shirt. Let me guess: Christmas present? Knew it. Great. Hey man, whenever you get a sec—and it’s no biggie—I was hoping you could just pop on over to my office real quick so I can fire you.

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Jan 22 2009

Apple proves recession-resistant, for now

A stellar quarter in the face of one of the weakest holiday shopping periods in recent memory has Apple executives and investors feeling fine. But the waters are still choppy.

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Jan 22 2009

Antarctica Is Warming Climate Picture Clears Up

The frozen desert interior of Antarctica was thought to be the lone holdout resisting the man-made warming affecting the rest of the globe, with some areas even showing signs of cooling. Some global warming contrarians liked to point to inner Antarctica as a counter-example. But climate researchers have now turned this notion on its head,

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Jan 22 2009

USPTO overturns patent for Virtual Subdomains

The US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) has rejected 20 patent claims on an Internet subdomain patent, ruling that the concepts were obvious and therefore not patentable. The patent owner must now decide whether to amend the claims and make them more narrow, or to give up altogether.

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Jan 22 2009

Eight bad tech habits to quit in the new year

Technology can make us the master of our universe. Technology can also make us into major jerks. As 2009 ushers in a new year, it’s time to usher out some of our bad tech habits.

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Jan 22 2009

How Not To Write A Cracked Article

A look inside the process of how articles are (not) made at Cracked.

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Jan 22 2009

Thousands scammed by ‘magic cheese’ con

A French woman scammed thousands of people in Chile by selling them kits for producing ‘magic cheese’, according to French officials.

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Jan 22 2009

3 Drag Queens Attack McDonald’s Employee’s With A Tire Iron

A group of transvestites got into a fight with employees of a Tennessee McDonalds.

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Jan 22 2009

Baby Calls 911 and Gets Dad Arrested

A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 911 and brought police to dad’s marijuana grow operation. Mounties say a 911 call came in from a White Rock, B.C., residence Friday morning but whoever was on the other end of the line hung up.

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