Jan 29 2009

Stimulus 101: What’s in the bills

The plan by Obama and congressional Democrats to revive the economy is taking shape. Here’s what we know so far.

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Jan 29 2009

After suspension for nodding at Obama, drum major quits

An Ohio man who was suspended as the drum major of a band for giving President Obama a nod during last week’s inaugural parade is calling it quits.”We had gone over and over time and again with everyone in the band that this was a military parade,” Engle told the newspaper.

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Jan 29 2009

Top 20 Overlooked Game Babes

The Sexy Ladies of B Squad bring their A-game and D-cups.

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Jan 29 2009

Cancer-stricken Patrick Swayze ‘stops treatment after doctor

Cancer-stricken movie star Patrick Swayze has reportedly give up all medical treatment, in a grim acknowledgment that his time is running out.

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Jan 29 2009

Loan-star Beckham torn over move to AC Milan

David Beckham has revealed he is torn between the “dream” of making his loan move to AC Milan permanent and his contractual obligations to Major League Soccer club Los Angeles Galaxy.

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Jan 29 2009

1 Family, 445 Credit Card Offers. Junk Mail Accounting

Offers for the kids!

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Jan 29 2009

Create Your Own Original Star Trek Story

The original Star Trek only managed to make 80 episodes before running out of Dilithium. Not enough! So we mixed up the show’s most frequent plot twists, to create a foolproof Trek story generator.

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Jan 29 2009

The Ballad Of Brenda And Kurtis The Stock Boy

In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4. Kurtis was almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to answer the call. As he approached the check-out stand a distant smile caught his eye, the new check-out girl was beautiful….

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Jan 29 2009

Boys With Unpopular Names More Likely to Break Law

Boys in the United States with common names like Michael and David are less likely to commit crimes than those named Ernest or Ivan.

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Jan 29 2009

SongSmith: Flawed music software produces comedy gold

A lounge jazz version of Radiohead’s Creep. The Police’s Roxanne reworked with a reggae beat. Eye of the Tiger as a lo-fi love song. These are just a few of the hilarious cover versions of famous songs created by irreverent music lovers using SongSmith.

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