Jan 21 2009

Markets wobble ahead of Obama inauguration

Barack Obama takes over as President on Tuesday with hopes riding high he can conjure up a rescue that will jolt the world’s biggest economy back to life and contain the financial crisis ravaging global markets.

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Jan 21 2009

Help Name NASA’s Next Martian Rover

With the recent detection of seasonal Martian methane emissions, NASA’s next robotic mission to the planet could become the most exciting unmanned mission in the history of the agency.

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Jan 21 2009

Social Media Experts are the Cancer of Twitter: Nuke ’em Now

You’ll always notice that of the 5,000 followers that a social media expert has that about 5,000 of them are also other social media “experts”. Like any good Ponzi scheme the lead zombies make a living feeding the aspirations of the worker level drones who parrot their every tweet. It’s high time we decimate this self replicating undead Borg army!

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Jan 21 2009

Donovan McNabb’s yard vandalized by 2 Arizona Cardinals fans

Two Cardinals fans hung their team’s flag in a tree and burned Go Cards, Go Kurt and I heart AZ in Donovan McNabb’s yard with diesel fuel.

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Jan 21 2009

Mike Judge Plans 10-Year "Office Space" Reunion

The historic Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas, will play host to a cast reunion party for the 10-year anniversary of the classic office comedy.

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Jan 21 2009

Will Obama Bring Home the Neocons?

An op-ed by a scholar in the Wall Street Journal professes hope that Barack Obama can bridge the differences between “necons” and himself. As the author says, on immigration, the family, even defense, there is common ground. The question is whether President Obama will buckle under pressure from a hack like Harry Reid or the influence of unions.

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Jan 21 2009

The Best “Alternate” Movies for Stoners

Here are some films that will come in handy when you just can’t get stoked at the thought of another viewing of Drugstore Cowboy or Half Baked.

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Jan 21 2009

Ice cream causes positive alcohol test

An Australian man challenged to prove his claim that ice cream gave him a blood alcohol reading demonstrated his defense in court.

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Jan 21 2009

Do You Think the Future Will Look Like This? [PIC]

Flying cars have become a running joke; emblematic of the supposed failure of modern technology to match futuristic visions that were promoted in earlier decades. But will they eventually become reality in a matter of time? This image was created by French artist Gilles Tran (http://www.oyonale.com/).

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Jan 21 2009

7 Famous Works of Art Remade, Simpsons-Style

Gallery of famous works of art drawn in the Simpsons style of Matt Groening.

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