From Microsoft Bob and Windows Genuine Advantage to an ever-shifting potpourri of monikers for its handheld operating system, Microsoft has shown a real talent for unfortunate product names. Here are our picks for the 10 worst (and six bonus runners-up)–along with alternatives that might have worked better.
“With less than billion in recovery funds available, we believe it is impossible to blanket the nation with the broadband capacity that our local governments, anchor institutions, businesses and residents ultimately require,” Craig Mundie, Microsoft’s Chief Research and Strategy Officer wrote to the Federal Communications Commission on March 25.
Z80xxc! writes “Microsoft recently announced a new product called Expression Web SuperPreview, which lets developers view their web pages in any browser installed on their system, as well as in different versions of IE, all from the same interface. The product has one genuine innovation — a built-in tool for overlaying the rendering from one browser over another to compare (referred to as ‘onion skins’). There are also HTML debugging aids and other helpful tools for web developers. A beta version is available for download. However, the current build only has support for IE — it will compare rendering in IE6 with either IE7 or IE8, whichever is installed. An internal build shows Firefox and Safari on Windows as well. The final product will appear as part of MS Expression Web Studio 3 when it is released later this year. (It will not be available in the Expression Mac suite.)”
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N!NJA writes in with a Register story on a lawsuit filed against Acer for selling Windows Vista on an underpowered notebook. Of course anybody can sue for anything; it will be interesting to see if this action goes forward in the courts. “With a lawsuit filed Wednesday in San Francisco, California, two residents of Fostoria, Ohio seek damages and relief from the world’s third-largest computer maker after purchasing a sub-0 Aspire notebook that included Windows Vista Premium and a gigabyte of shared system and graphics memory. In its official “recommended system requirements,” Microsoft recommends that an additional 128MB is required to run the Premium incarnation of its latest desktop operating system. … Microsoft says that the Premium, Business, and Ultimate editions of Vista will run on 512MB systems — with certain OS features disabled. In the beginning, Redmond called these ‘Vista Capable’ machines, and it’s facing a separate lawsuit over this potentially misleading moniker.”
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jamie points out news that Charter Communications filed for “prearranged” Chapter 11 bankruptcy on Friday, primarily to reorganize some of the .7 billion in debt it has accrued. Quoting: “The St. Louis-based company seeks to emerge from bankruptcy as early as the end of summer and doesn’t plan on selling any of its assets to competitors. After Chapter 11, interest costs at Charter, which has never posted a profit since going public in 1999 due to massive debt interest payments, will be cut in half to 0 million a year. The filing restructures about billion of debt at Charter, which is controlled by Microsoft Corp. co-founder Paul Allen, but leaves about billion of debt on its books. Allen will control 35 percent of the votes in the reorganized company. In the bankruptcy, Allen’s 51 percent equity stake in the cable operator will be wiped out, along with shares of other stockholders. Allen also holds some debt and preferred stock.”
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Details on the Windows 7 Release Candidate public download have leaked, straight from Microsoft.
nandemoari writes “Microsoft has revealed more about Windows 7 and its support for touch screen technology. The system sounds impressive, however, reports suggest it appears to have a high error rate. In an early version of the system, Microsoft found some problems. For example, both the zoom and rotate functions worked less than 75% of the time, often because the computer confused the two. To rectify this, engineers redesigned the system so that it only looks out for gestures specifically relevant to the program being used. This made a significant improvement: the zoom gesture was now recognized 90% of the time. The problem is that even a 90% success rate may be too low. If you can imagine how frustrating it would be if one in ten keystrokes or mouse movements didn’t do what you intended, you can see why touch screen technology will need to be even more reliable if it’s to truly improve the user experience. PC Authority has a related story about statements from HP, who don’t expect such technology to replace keyboards and mice any time soon.”
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thefickler writes “Microsoft is opposing an industry plan, the Open Cloud Manifesto, to promote cloud computing interoperability. Officially, Microsoft says the plan is unnecessarily secretive and that cloud computing is still in an early stage of development, but there are allegations that Microsoft feels threatened by the plan because it could boost Linux-based systems. The goal of the group behind the manifesto, the Cloud Computing Interoperability Forum (CCIF), is to minimize the barriers between different technologies used in cloud computing. And this is where the problem seems to lie, with the group stating that ‘whenever possible the CCIF will emphasize the use of open, patent-free and/or vendor-neutral technical solutions.’ Some speculate that Microsoft is actually worried that this will allow open source systems, such as Linux, to flourish, at the expense of Microsoft technology.” Amazon is also declining to support the plan, saying, “the best way to illustrate openness and customer flexibility is by what you actually provide and deliver for them.” Reader smack.addict contributes a link to an O’Reilly piece asking what openness really means for cloud computing.
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After running through a series of ad campaigns designed to make Windows look cool, then victimized, then simply inescapably ubiquitous, Microsoft is now hoping to attack Apple in new ads that portray Macs as unaffordable compared to generic PCs. According to a report by the Associated Press, Microsoft hired Crispin Porter + Bogusky…
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